Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

Jesse Petersen
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  1. Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.

  2. Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

  3. Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

  4. Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

  5. I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

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